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When I Stub My Toe It's Like I Pressed A Button That Plays All The Curse Words I Know.

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

And My Only Rule Being If When I Wake In The Morning I'm Looking Forward To The Things That I Have To Do That Day, Then I'm On The Right Track.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.