I Think Human Beings Probably

I'm Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt, Not That Fancy Store-bought Dirt... I Can't Compete With That Stuff.

Of Course I’ve Gone Mad With Power! Have You Ever Tried Going Mad Without Power? It’s Boring And No One Listens To You! — Russ Cargill

Your Cable Television Is Experiencing Difficulties. Please Do Not Panic. Resist The Temptation To Read Or Talk To Loved Ones. Do Not Attempt Sexual Relations, As Years Of Tv Radiation Have Left Your Genitals Withered And Useless.

Science Fiction And Comedy Are Generally A Pretty Bumpy Mix.

I've Loved Science Fiction Ever Since I Was A Little Kid, Mainly From Looking At The Covers Of Science-fiction Magazines And Books, And I've Read Quite Extensively As An Adult.