I Think I Know It

Your Date Will Not Be Impressed By You Throwing Up On Her Brand-new Shoes, As You Spout Poetic Babblings That Are Meaningful Only To You.

I Would Urge All Bands That Say They Only Care About Credibility And Don't Care About Money To Send Gene Simmons Every Dollar That They Don't Want. I'd Be Happy To Take It Off Them.

Get Rid Of The Friends Who Want You To Spend Your Whole Day Doing Nothing With Them. They're Not Your Friends. They're Your Enemies.

I Don't Wanna Go On Vacation. There's Nothing About It That Appeals To Me. People Look Forward To Doing That; I Look Forward To Getting Up Every Day And Doing Something.

I Know That You Like To See A Man In The Kitchen, But I'm Skeptical Of Men Who Cook. A Man Should Be Focusing His Attention On The Woman, And Not What's On The Stove.