I Think I Suffer From

I Spend Hours Mowing The Lawn In Absolutely Straight Lines On My Tractor. If It's Not Right, I Do It Again.

I Say I Don't Sleep With Married Men, But What I Mean Is That I Don't Sleep With Happily Married Men.

I Broke My Ankle Ten Years Ago So High Heels Are Not An Option Unless I'm Literally Going Door To Door For A Function.

Little Bitty Bags Are Completely Impractical - I Like Big Slouchy Bags Because They Have To Be Comfortable For My Lovely Wee Chihuahua Tequila, Who Comes Everywhere With Me. I'm Devoted To Him, Now My Kids Have Long Since Flown The Nest.

I'd Been A Housewife And Mother To Our Son Thomas Jefferson, And I Was Looking For A New Career. So When My Agent Called And Said A Producer Named Paul Elliott From E&b Productions, The Biggest Panto Company In The Country At The Time, Wanted To Meet Me I Agreed.