I Think I Suffer From

I Said, I'm On This Tv Show And I Love Doing It, But I Don't Want To Be Known Always As The Silly "scrubs" Guy... So Part Of Me Was Like, You Know What? Life's Short. Let's Go For It.

I Like The Punch Beggers And Panhandlers When They Ask Me For Change. I Feel Like I Am Doing My Part To Clean Up The Streets.

It Turns Out Superman Is Weak To Kryptonite And Horses.

People Have Called Me Fake, But Personally, I Don't Think I'm Fake Because I'm So Insincere.

Sometimes I Regret Not Being Catholic. I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good Saint.