I Think If You Create

All's The Government Should Do Is Keep The Taxes And Regulations At A Manageable Rate, Keep A Decent Standing Army And Get Out Of The Way.

When You Do Television, There's More To Do, And When You Do New Television, There's A Lot More To Do, Especially When You Don't Have Partner. I Miss Not Having That Person.

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

Having Sex Without A Condom Is Like Riding A Roller Coaster With Diarrhea. You Can't Just Throw Your Hands Up And Enjoy It.

I Am Not A Good Cue Card Reader.