I Think Koenigsegg Is Swedish

Ecologically Speaking, A Spilt Tanker Load Is Like Sticking A Safety Pin Into An Elephant's Foot. The Planet Barely Notices. After The Exxon Valdez Accident In Alaska The Oil Company Spent Billions Tidying Up The Coastline, But It Was A Waste Of Money Because The Waves Were Cleaning Up Faster Than Exxon Could. Environmentalists Can Never Accept The Planet's Ability To Self-heal.

Speed Has Never Killed Anyone. Suddenly Becoming Stationary, That's What Gets You.

Tonight, The New Viper, Which Is The American Equivalent Of A Sportscar In The Same Way, I Guess, That George Bush Is The Equivalent Of A President.

Usually, A Range Rover Would Be Beaten Away From The Lights By A Diesel Powered Wheelbarrow.

Whenever I’m Suffering From Insomnia, I Just Look At A Picture Of A Toyota Camry And I’m Straight Off.