I Think Little League Is

Nobody Goes There Anymore. It's Too Crowded.

Ninety Percent Of All Mental Errors Are In Your Head.

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

I'd Give My Right Arm To Be Ambidextrous.