I Think My Melodies Are

I'm Just A Musical Prostitute, My Dear.

One Year Of Love Is Better Than A Lifetime Alone.

In Terms Of Love, You're Not In Control And I Hate That Feeling. I Seem To Write A Lot Of Sad Songs Because I'm A Very Tragic Person. But There's Always An Element Of Humour At The End.

Rod Stewart, Elton John And I Were Going To Form A Band Called Hair, Nose & Teeth After The Three Of Us. But It Hasn't Happened Because None Of Us Can Agree On The Order Of The Words!

I'm Very Emotional; I Think I May Go Mad In Several Years' Time.