I Think My Securities Far

I Don't Like The Beach. I Think We Have No Business At The Beach At All, As A Species. We Don't Belong In The Sea. The Sea Is Full Of Things That Bite Us, Sting Us, Hurt The Soles Of Our Feet, And It's Extremely Cold. When Are We Gonna Take The Hint That The Things That Live In The Sea Don't Like Us?

I Spent The Whole Time Battering People I Liked And Singing With My Arm Round People I Loathed.

I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With A Punchline.

It's My Mind, And I Reserve The Right To Change It As Often As I Like.

Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At You Sideways.