I Think Of My Body

It’s Interesting To See How Other People React To An Oversharer.

I Took "forever" [by Judy Blume] To The Bathroom To Read [when I Was Eight] And Then I Heard My Mom Coming So I Stuck It Under The Toilet And Went Running Out. And I Went Back Later To Check For It. And It Was Gone.

No One Wants To See A Tattoo On A Stomach.

When I Was Nine, I Wrote A Vow Of Celibacy On A Piece Of Paper And Ate It.

But Ambition Is A Funny Thing: It Creeps In When You Least Expect It And Keeps You Moving, Even When You Think You Want To Stay Put.