I Think Pickles Are Cucumbers

I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To Have Sex With Women Who Have Saved Someone's Life.

If You're Watching A Parade, Don't Follow It. It Never Changes. If The Parade Is Boring, Run In The Opposite Direction. You Will Fast-forward The Parade.

I Have No Problem Not Listening To The Temptations.

I Have A Sharpie. I Love Sharpies. You Know What They Say On Them? Not For Letter Writing. That Sucks. Now I Have To Communicate With My Dad Using Numbers.

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.