I Think Raymond Is Very

We Only Work Four Days A Week, We Only Work Three Weeks Out Of The Month, And We Get Four Months Off For The Summer. So There's Plenty Of Time For Me To Spend With The Kids.

I've Always Been An Independent Person, But That Independence Was In The Setting Of Security

I Had Four C-sections And My Stomach Looked Like The Map Of The World. My Breasts Were Hanging Down To Here From Breastfeeding Those Babies, And My Nipples Were Like Platters. I Wanted To Fit Into The Gowns That I Finally Got To Wear.

I've Learned To Look Like I'm Listening To Long Confusing Plots Of Cartoons And Comic Books When I'm Actually Sound Asleep Or Making Grocery Shopping Lists In My Head.

I Don't Remember My Mother Ever Playing With Me. And She Was A Perfectly Good Mother. But She Had To Do The Laundry And Clean The House And Do The Grocery Shopping.