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I'm Often Asked Why I Left Politics And Went To Halliburton And I Explain That I Reached The Point Where I Was Mean-spirited, Short-tempered And Intolerant Of Those Who Disagreed With Me And They Said 'hell, You'd Make A Great Ceo', So I Went To Texas And Joined The Private Sector.

I Learned Early On That If You Don't Want Your Memos To Get You In Trouble Someday, Just Don't Write Any.

Under Our Plan You Can Build Wealth, Even If You Don't Have A Dollar To Spare.

You Wake Up Every Morning With A Smile On Your Face Because You've Got A New Day You Never Expected To Have. And There's A Sense Of Wonderment. Nothing Short Of Magical.

Everyone Knows That You're Not Really A Real Man Unless You Own A Gun.