I Think There's A Part,

One Of The First Things You Ever Learn As A Stand-up Is Don't Show Fear.

I've Been Married Forty-five Years. I Think Laughter Is The Secret.

I Think You Should Be A Child For As Long As You Can. I Have Been Successful For 74 Years Being Able To Do That. Don't Rush Into Adulthood, It Isn't All That Much Fun.

I Don't Have A Stack Of Scripts...

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.