I Think Training In Comedy,

You'll Go Out Of Business If You Think People Are Stupid.

I Wouldn't Mind Removing All The Mistakes I Have Made. That Would Be Exhausting And Take Forever. Honestly, It's One Of The Spells Of My Life That Has Been The Most Perfect. Not Because I Did The Job Perfectly, Because Of Course I Did It Very Imperfectly, But Because I Enjoyed It So Much. What Would I Change? I Complain A Lot. I Whinge, I More Or Less Communicate In Levels Of Complaint So I Wish Sometimes I Didn't Just Spend All My Time Saying, 'i'm Working So Hard, What Do I Get In Return For This?'.

It’s Been A Long Time Since Sherlock Holmes Jumped Off That Roof - It’s Time To Reveal The Truth About What Happened Between Him And The Pavement.

Though The Man Above Might Say Hello, Expect No Love From The Beast Below

Sarah Jane Smith Was Everybody's Hero When I Was Younger, And As Brave And Funny And Brilliant As People Only Ever Are In Stories. But Many Years Later, When I Met The Real Sarah Jane - Lis Sladen Herself - She Was Exactly As Any Child Ever Have Wanted Her To Be. Kind And Gentle And Clever; And A Ferociously Talented Actress, Of Course, But In That Perfectly English Unassuming Way.