I Think We Were All

He [elton John] Is Pushing His Face In All The Time And Telling Us About His Private Life. Nobody's Interested. He Should Just Go Away.

There's No Blame Placed At Kate Middleton, Who Was In The Hospital For, As Far As I Can See, Absolutely No Reason . . . She Feels No Shame About The Death Of This Woman. The Arrogance Of The British Royals Is Staggering, Absolutely Staggering.

I Was Driving My Car, I Crashed And Broke My Spine. So Yes There Are Things Worse In Life Than Never Being Someone's Sweetie.

For The First Time In My Life The Eternal 'i' Becomes 'we', As, Finally, I Can Get On With Someone.

Life Would Be So Colourful If Only I Had A Drink Problem.