I Thought I'd Begin By

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

One Day The "don't Knows" Will Get In And Then Where Will We Be?

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get Lost.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.