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Life Is Like Sex. It’s Not Always Good, But Its Always Worth Trying.

I've Created My Own Career In My Life, And I've Had A Lot Of Fun Doing It. I Think That's Good.

Making Love In The Morning Got Me Through Morning Sickness. I Found I Could Be Happy And Throw Up At The Same Time.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I Did Five Seasons Of 'baywatch,' And I Did Four Seasons Of 'vip.' I've Been Around Awhile.