I Told You I Was

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or Do I Have To Use Earplugs?

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.