I Tried To Freshen Up

I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To Have Sex With Women Who Have Saved Someone's Life.

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.

Dogs Are Forever In The Push Up Postion.

If I'm Out To Dinner With A Group Of Friends, And Somebody Offers To Pay For The Check, I Immediately Reach For My Wallet. Inside Is A Note That Says, "say Thanks!"

People Think I'm Into Sports Because I'm A Man. But I'm Not Into Sports. I Like Gatorade, But That's About As Far As It Goes. By The Way, You Don't Have To Be Sweaty And Play Basketball To Enjoy Gatorade. You Can Just Be A Thirsty Dude. Gatorade Forgets About This Demographic!