I Try Not To Get

People Understand When I Talk About My Son Not Listening, Or Issues At Home Or His Real Dad Coming Back Into The Picture, Or Even Stories About Family Members Not Seeing Eye To Eye With What You're Doing.

I Started Riding The Whole 'fluffy' Train, And It's A Cute Word And Socially A Lot More Acceptable Than Someone Saying Is Fat Or Obese. If You Call A Girl 'fat,' Yo, She'll Raise Hell, But If You Say, 'aw Girl, Look At You, You're Fluffy,' There's Almost A Sexy Appeal To It.

I Don't Wanna Just Be Remembered For The Funniest Guy In My Neighborhood.

I Go On The Road All The Time, But I'm Only Performing For Two Hours A Night, And Then I'll Do A Meet-and-greet, And Then I'll Get A Bite To Eat, Get Drunk, Pass Out, Wake Up The Next Day, Sleeping The Next Day, Sleeping Off The Hangover, And Then I'm In The Next City.

You Can't Be Bad Ass In A Car That Kills Gas Like I Kill Tacos.