I Try To Make Myself

I'm A Trained Lawyer, After All, So I Don't Have To Admit To Anything.

I've Always Liked Trees. And Then, Growing Up, I Took An Interest In Ecology, Hedges Being Destroyed, The Landscape Being Turned Into Prairies.

You Can Be A Famous Poisoner Or A Successful Poisoner, But Not Both, And The Same Seems To Apply To Great Train Robbers.

If You Are A Rich Person Straining Every Sinew To Keep Every Last Pound In Your Pocket, There Comes A Point When You Realize You Are Not Just Escaping The Clutches Of The Chancellor Of The Exchequer. You Are Passing A Greater Burden On To People Poorer Than Yourself, And Depriving Even Poorer People Of Your Support.

I Have Done Well Out Of Tv, But Not Well Enough To Buy Football Clubs. I'm Not Sure It's Ever A Way To Make Money.