I Try To Use Short

It's Really Scary When You Have A Moment Of Temporary Sanity.

I Enjoy The Presence Of A Woman In The House For Brief Periods Of Time. They Fall Into Two Categories: The Organizers And The Slobs. There’s Probably A Third Category—the Naggers, Who Try To Get You To Do Things, But I’ve Never Run Into One Of Those. Oddly, I Have No Preference Regarding Oganizers Or Slobs, As Long As They Don’t Try To Pick My Clothes For Me. Basically, All Women Are Nurturers And Healers, And All Men Are Mental Patients To Varying Degrees. It Works Fine If People Stick To Their Fated Roles. But Nobody Does.

A Lot Of Our Perception Of History Is Influenced By Inaccurate Movies.

Everyone Looked Pensive, Which Is Good Cover-up For Clueless.

Ernest Hemingway Was The Author I Drew Inspiration From.