I Understand How To Read

Things That Are Really Offensive Make Me Laugh Because I Like Things That Push The Envelope, Go Out On A Limb, And Are Bold.

Always A Godmother, Never A Mother. That Sucks. I've Got To Get Me One Of Those Little Accessories.

I Have To Physically Attracted To Someone. But I Can't Just Be With Someone Just Because It's Great Sex. Because Orgasms Don't Last Long Enough.

I Feel Weird If I Can't Move My Face, And That One Time I Overdid It, I Felt Trapped In My Own Skin.

At One Point My Dad Called Me And Said, 'you Have Always Been A Great Salesman. I Think It's Time You Come Home And Sell Swimming Pools.'