I Urge The Media To

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm A Birth Survivor.

It's All Been Satirized For Your Protection.

Heroin May Be Bad, But It Sure As Hell Hasn't Hurt My Cd Collection.

The Rebel Army In Libya Is Just Like 1,000 Guys In Toyota Trucks. The World Is Asking The Question; Can 1000 Anti-government Guys In Pick-up Trucks With Small Arms, Take Over A Country Of Millions? To Which I Say, Ask The Teabaggers.

Do You Think It's Possible That When We're On Something Like Marijuana Or Mushrooms And We Believe We're Having A Really Spiritual Experience That We're Just High?