I Used To Be Sceptic,

I'm A Tad Paranoid. I Think The Person In Front Of Me Is Following Me The Long Way Round.

I'm Like Bush, I See The World More Like Checkers Than Chess.

I Would Call The French Scumbags, But That, Of Course, Would Be A Disservice To Bags Filled With Scum. I Say We Invade Iraq, Then Invade Chirac.

And I've Always Been Paranoid. I Can Remember As A Baby My Mother Would Spin The Mobile Above My Head And Thinking..."yeah, That's Coming Down."

I Haven't Seen Someone So Overmatched Since Mike Tyson Tried To Recite The Alphabet.