I Used To Date A

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

After I Got Divorced, I Said To Myself, I Will Never, Ever Get Married Again. It Was In Cement. I Went Through A Really Rough Twenty-five Years, But It Happened Again. I Fell In Love. I Told Her, Baby, I Don't Want A Prenuptial Agreement. This Is It. Everyone Told Me I Was Nuts. Well, My New Wife And I Are Married Six Years And We Get Along Great. You Can Make Anything Work If You're Both Givers.