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I'm Washing Lettuce. Soon, I'll Be On Fries. In A Few Years, I'll Make Assistant Manager, And That's When The Big Bucks Start Rolling In.

You Have To Not Worry Or Doubt Or Punish Yourself. All The Worry, Doubt And Punishment Will Not Add One Second To Your Life, You Know?

I'm A Kid From Minnesota. I Like Seeing Movie Stars! So I'm There At The Ivy, I've Got My Shrimp, Eddie Murphy Comes In With His Gang. I Said To The Waiter, As Any Good Midwestern Boy Would, "hey, Put Eddie's Check On My American Express Card, But Don't Tell Him That I Did It 'til I'm Gone." Next Day I Got A Call From Manager Who Said, "eddie's Doing A Movie, He Was Very Impressed That You Bought Him Lunch." So Remember: Sometimes Buying People Lunch Can Really Work Out Well For You.

When I Say, 'i Can't Stay Long, I'm In-between Meals,' That Plays Differently On The Radio Than It Does In Person. So I Have To Pick Material That Works Because The Words Are Funny, Not Just Because Of The Images.

Filming In Cloak & Dagger I Was Trying To Get My Screen Actors Guild Card. Everybody Tries To Get Their Sag Card If They Want To Be An Actor. People Might Say That It Was Their Dream To Be An Actor, But For Me, I Was A Comedian. I Already Had A Job. But I Felt Like There Could Be Money There, And Comedians Don't Make Very Much Money, Or They Didn't In 1984.