I Used To Eat Burgers

I Don't Believe In Politics. I'm An Anarchist, I Guess You Could Say. I Think People Could Be Just Fine Looking After Themselves.

In The Courtroom, It's Where A Lawyer Really Becomes An Actor. There's A Very Fine Line Between Delivering A Monologue In A Play And Delivering A Monologue To A Jury. I've Always Felt That Way - I've Been In A Lot Of Courtrooms. The Best Lawyers Are Really Theatrical.

When I Was In My Twenties And Just So Sexually Prolific, The First Time I Went To Machu Picchu, This Guy, A Spiritual Teacher, Says To Me, "when You Make Love, You Must Be Making Love." I Thought That Was The Greatest Advice I Had Ever Heard.

I Was On My Bus, And On My Bus I Have A Yoga Swing. Jennifes Comes On, And She Goes, ' Hi, Woody, I'm J--- Is That A Sex Swing?' Her First Sentence To Me.

I Went To A Presbyterian College, You Know, I Was In... All The Way, And So I Remember Doing My First Sermon When I Was 17, I Was In High School. It Wasn't A Full Twenty-five Minute Sermon, But For Like Ten Minutes I Got Up And They Let Me Do That, And It Was On Faith.