I Used To Play Sports.

I'm Always Excited To Try Something I Haven't Done.

I Got Myself A Really Nice Nib Pen, With Like 15 Kinds Of India Ink, And Tons Of Different Nibs; I Think I Was Just Procrastinating, Like, Once I Have The Right Nib, The Book Is Just Going To Jump Right Out Of My Fingertips... But Then It Just Ended Up Looking Like The Shitty Drawings That I Usually Do.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

We Do Not Allow Dwarf Tossing. If You Toss A Dwarf, The Dwarf Will Be Tossed Right Back At You, But Faster.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.