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I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

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Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.

Nobody Will Leave Any Place Unless They're Forced Out. That's The Nature Of Humans. Once You're There, You're There. I've Never Seen Anybody Get Up Voluntarily And Leave Any Place.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.