I've Always Known That I'm

Conventional Wisdom Can Get Us Into So Much Trouble, Especially As Artists.

I Was In The Show For 21 Days Once-the 21 Greatest Days Of My Life. You Know, You Never Handle Your Luggage In The Show, Somebody Else Carries Your Bags. It Was Great. You Hit White Balls For Batting Practice, The Ballparks Are Like Cathedrals, The Hotels All Have Room Service, And The Women All Have Long Legs And Brains.

I Stand Up For What I Believe. I Don't Know If It's Always Paid Off For Me, Because I've Been Ridiculed And Humiliated.

I Deal With Pressure. I Have A Tendency To Probably Be At My Best Under Pressure.

I Believe In The Soul ... The Small Of A Woman's Back, The Hanging Curveball, High Fiber, Good Scotch, That The Novels Of Susan Sontag Are Self-indulgent, Overrated Crap. I Believe Lee Harvey Oswald Acted Alone. I Believe There Ought To Be A Constitutional Amendment Outlawing Astroturf And The Designated Hitter. I Believe In The Sweet Spot, Soft-core Pornography, Opening Your Presents Christmas Morning Rather Than Christmas Eve, And I Believe In Long, Slow, Deep, Soft, Wet Kisses That Last Three Days.