I've Been Accused Of Every

I'm A Kind Person, I'm Kind To Everyone, But If You Are Unkind To Me, Then Kindness Is Not What You'll Remember Me For

They've Hung Everything On Me Except The Chicago Fire.

Now I Know Why Tigers Eat Their Young.

Every Time A Boy Falls Off A Tricycle, Every Time A Black Cat Has Gray Kittens, Every Time Someone Stubs A Toe, Every Time There's A Murder Or A Fire Or The Marines Land In Nicaragua, The Police And The Newspapers Holler 'get Capone.'

You Accomplish More With A Smile, A Handshake, And A Gun Than You Do With Just A Smile And A Handshake.