I've Got Big Feet, So

I'd Like A Pop-up Magazine With 45 Articles On Russell Crowe. I'm Like A Teenager. I'd Have 'teen Beat' If I Could, For Grown-ups.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.