I've Had A Hell Of

I Always See About Six Scuffles A Night When I Come To San Francisco. That's One Of The Town's Charms.

I Like The Whisky Old An The Women Young

I Enter A Whorehouse With The Same Interest As I Do The British Museum Or The Metropolitan - In The Same Spirit Of Curiosity. Here Are The Works Of Man, Here Is An Art Of Man, Here Is The Eternal Pursuit Of Gold And Pleasure. I Couldn't Be More Sincere. This Doesn't Mean That If I Go To La Scala In Milan To Hear Carmen I Want To Get Up On The Stage And Participate. I Do Not. Neither Do I Always Participate In A Fine Representative National Whorehouse - But I Must See It As A Spectacle, An Offering, A Symptom Of A Nation.

If There Is Anyone To Whom I Owe Money, I'm Prepared To Forget It If They Are.

The Rest Of My Life Will Be Devoted To Women And Litigation