I've Had Death Threats, But

I Dreamed Impossible Dreams. And The Dreams Turned Out Beyond Anything I Could Possibly Imagine. You Know, From My Point Of View, I'm The Luckiest Cat On The Planet.

Living In The Moment, Thinking About The Future, And Staying Connected To The Past: That's What Makes Me Feel Whole.

It's Good To Be Selfish. But Not So Self-centered That You Never Listen To Other People.

When I Was Young I Had A Security Blanket And A Pet Dog. The Dog Got Sick And Died And The Blanket Had To Be Burned, So I Guess I Was Trying To Recreate The Image Of Security In The Bunny. It Was A Citizen Kane/rosebud Thing.

My Best Pick-up Line Is "my Name Is Hugh Hefner."