I've Learned... That Sometimes All

Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

Every One Starts Out Being An Atheist.

I Know A Lot Of You Believe That Most People In The News Business Are Liberal. Let Me Tell You, I Know A Lot Of Them, And They Were Almost Evenly Divided This Time. Half Of Them Liked Senator Kerry; The Other Half Hated President Bush.

When There Are Starving People In The World, It Seems Wrong That So Many Of Us Americans Eat As Much For Entertainment As For Nourishment.

Numbers Are The Most Certain Things We Have.