I've Never Done Anything Because

Welcome To The Real World, She Said To Me. Condescendingly. Take A Seat. Take Your Life. Plot It Out In Black And White.

I've Figured Out My Learning Curve. I Can Look At Something And Somehow Know Exactly How Long It Will Take For Me To Learn It.

I'm Pretty Good At Taking Accountability Now, And I Never Did Anything To Deserve That. It Was A Really Lousy Thing For Her To Do.

When You Do An Interview With Me, You're Talking To A Cheap Imitation Of The Person That I Really Am. There's No Magic In My Words, It's Just Me Talking.

My Life's A Sequel To A Movie Where The Actors' Names Have Changed.