I've Never Had A Writer,

Whatever You Do To Gain Success, You Have To Hang In There And Hope Good Things Happen. Always Think Positive.

I Think If I Took Therapy, The Doctor Would Quit. He'd Just Pick Up The Couch And Walk Out Of The Room.

I'd Like To Think My Performance Is Today. I Never Try To - It's So, As You Know, Watching Me, I Have A Beginning, Middle And Ending. But Every Night The Show Changes And I Relate To An Audience And I Relate To The Young People.

When You Do See Me, You'll Get The Idea From When You See Me That It's All Off The Top Of My Head. A Lot Of It Is A Beginning, Middle And The End. But It's Different Every Night. I Have A Lot Of Jokes In My Back Pocket I've Said Over The Years.

I Still Think Funny, And People Young And Old Still Come And See Me. That's Flattering. The Day Comes That They Stop Coming, Then I'll Know That It's Time To Retire To The Jewish Ranch.