I've Never Hit A Woman

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

California Is The Only State In The Union Where You Can Fall Asleep Under A Rose Bush In Full Bloom And Freeze To Death.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.