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I Learned A Lot Of Good Things In My School. I've Audited A Lot Of Other Schools, And I Guess After A While I Got A Little Tired Of The Acting School Atmosphere.

I Worked The Drive-through At Mcdonald's And Tried Out Different Accents - Italian, Russian, Irish.

Sometimes Rabbits, Like, Turn Me On. I Don't Know Why.

Did You Ever See Cheech And Chong's Up In Smoke? That's What Happens If You Really Smoke Weed And Make A Movie. You Get Two Guys And No Plot And It's Basically Like, 'yeah! Let's Drive A Van Made Of Weed!' And That's Pretty Much The Movie.

I Used To Care About How I Looked. Now I Don’t Care As Much. Maybe It’s Because I’m So Handsome.