I Wanna Get A Little

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials.

What's The Two Things They Tell You Are Healthiest To Eat? Chicken And Fish. You Know What You Should Do? Combine Them, Eat A Penguin.

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

If I Was To Have Sex With One Animal It Would Be A Horse. That Is A Beautiful Animal. And When You Have Sex With A Horse, You Know You Always Have A Ride Home.

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.