I Want My Children To

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

Get Married With The Feeling It Is Going To Last. Not Like The Bride I Know Who Doubled The Wedding Cake Recipe And Froze One.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.