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We Are All Environmentalists Now, But We Are Not All Planetists. An Environmentalist Realizes That Nature Has Its Pleasures And Deserves Respect. A Planetist Puts The Earth Ahead Of The Earthlings.

Sir Alec Douglas-home, When He Was British Foreign Secretary, Said He Received The Following Telegram From An Irate Citizen: "to Hell With You. Offensive Letter Follows."

Is Sloppiness In Speech Caused By Ignorance Or Apathy? I Don't Know And I Don't Care.

The Perfect Christmas Gift For A Sportscaster, As All Fans Of Sports Clichés Know, Is A Scoreless Tie.

It Behooves Us To Avoid Archaisms. Never Use A Long Word When A Diminutive One Will Do.