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I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.

I Don't Ever Wanna Come Across Too Intimidating, So As Long As I Look Like You Can Come Up And Give Me A Hug, That's Good.

I'm Big-busted... I Can't Always Wear The Cutest Bras, And It Makes Me So Mad.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoohah! Apparently I Have A Lot Of Amniotic Fluid, So Whenever My Water Breaks It Will Be Like A Fire Hydrant!

Ask Not From Whence I Came For The Gravity Of The Future Pulls Me Ever Forward.