I Want To Be Thoroughly

When A Thing Is Funny, Search It Carefully For A Hidden Truth.

A Man's Own Self Is The Last Person To Believe In Him, And Is Harder To Cheat Than The Rest Of The World.

The Sex Illusion Is Not A Fixed Quantity: Not What Mathematicians Call A Constant. It Varies From Zero In My Wife's Case To Madness In That Of Our Stepsister.

History, Sir, Will Tell Lies As Usual.

Modern Poverty Is Not The Poverty That Was Blest In The Sermon On The Mount.