I Want To Have Fun,

In A Marriage, You Struggle And Struggle And Struggle, And Then You Realize That You Have To Ride The Horse In The Direction It's Going. You Stop Trying To Pull The Reins In Another Direction.

Hawaii Doesn't Smell Like Sex To Me. It's The Only Place In The World That Smells Like That, But It's Not Sex, It's - Freedom.

I've Always Been Lucky Enough To Have Great Audiences. It Has Been Quite A Life.

The Outside World Doesn't Have A Lot To Offer. You Have To Make Your Own Heaven In Your Own Home.

If Someone Were To Say Seriously, "i'm Divine," She'd Have To Be Locked Up. There Are Lots Of People In Mental Institutions Going Around Saying "i'm God." But Because I'm Funny About It, They Haven't Locked Me Up Yet. And I Don't Give Myself Airs, Either.