I Want To Hold A

Real Friends Stab You In The Front.

I Used To Have 30 Different Species Of Tarantulas, As Well As Two Australian Scorpions That Are Considered The Deadliest In The World. If Stung By One, A Person Would Die In 30 Minutes. But When I Had Kids I Had To Get Rid Of Them, Of Course. Those Were Intense!

I Don't Know The True Meaning Of Happiness.

The Kids Out There Want Something They Can Relate To, Something That's Real; Most Of That Whiny Stuff Isn't Real. The Cheesy Pop Songs Just Bore Me To Death.

Some People Are Desperately Looking For Scapegoats, They Just Don't Want To See The Truth!