I Want To Move Well

If Man Made It, Don't Eat It.

That's What I Wanted! I Wanted To Be An Athlete, I Wanted The Girls To Like Me, And I Wanted To Be Able To Get Good Grades In School, And This Man Said I Could Do All That.

The Only Way You Get That Fat Off Is To Eat Less And Exercise More.

The First Thing I Did When I Was Forty Years Old, I Put Handcuffs On And I Jumped Off Alcatraz Prison And Swam To San Francisco Handcuffed. That Made National Publicity. Then, There Were Three Or Four Years Where I Would Do More Difficult Feats. Another Birthday I Towed A Thousand Pound Boat Across The Golden Gate. On My 65th Birthday I Towed 65 Boats A Mile And A Half In Tokyo. On My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It With My Feet And Hands Tied A Mile And A Half In Long Beach.... My Next Birthday I Will Be 93. I'm Gonna Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

You Got To Do What's Happening Today In The World. You Got To Keep Up With Time. Keep Up To Date, Keep Modern - Keep Up On Your Toes!